I think we should talk about puberty…
yo imma let you finish but
I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time
Two more students to graduate How to Succeed in Puberty without really trying.
y’all ain’t got nothin on me im gettin money like a mothafucka
suck on that bishes
People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer
"would you like sweet and sour or barbecue sauce"
So fucking true.
"hi, how are you?"
"no, thank you."
Are you even PAYING attention?
But… When I say yes to an “or” question, it means BOTH. Most people know that. It’s a little saucy but it’s usually funny. Or at least I am humored by servers a LOT.
oh god i have so much anxiety about ordering food in new places.. I have to go over my order like 5000 times in my head, and if I’m asked a question I have to think about at all, suddenly my brain flops out of my mouth and I completely lose the ability to function like a functioning or moderately socialized human being
when it comes to dressing myself, i live by a very simple principle. i am fat, therefore, i look fat in everything; consequently, i can wear anything.
literally the more i look at this the angrier i get
i guess on tumblr you can’t point out a useless degree when you see one
*chokeslams chrisriveraftw in2 the trash*
Nope, sure don’t. Graduated a year ago as an English lit major and Women’s and Gender Studies minor. I am now employed full-time at a university library with benefits, a retirement plan, paid sick leave and vacation. Because my grandmother was incredibly generous with all of us grandchildren after my grandfather’s death this year, I have no debt. Because I work for the university, I can go to graduate school for free.
I’m monumentally privileged to be able to be not just financially independent but thriving by 22, to have gone to school for something I love and be supported by my family for being a ~lit shit and feminist~. I was lucky enough to be in a situation where I could go to school for something so “impractical” and end up getting a career out of it. I was lucky enough to have parents who could afford to pay for my undergraduate education, and I was lucky enough to be able to finish in four years.
Anyway, anybody who says shit like this can put their lips right up in my butthole, kiss my grits, and put themselves straight inside of a toilet.
Also wooooo that’s what I’m doin now hay y’all how’re ya goin