when it comes to dressing myself, i live by a very simple principle. i am fat, therefore, i look fat in everything; consequently, i can wear anything.
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when it comes to dressing myself, i live by a very simple principle. i am fat, therefore, i look fat in everything; consequently, i can wear anything.
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Source: theavantguard
bye
literally the more i look at this the angrier i get
hooooooly shit
i guess on tumblr you can’t point out a useless degree when you see one
*chokeslams chrisriveraftw in2 the trash*
Nope, sure don’t. Graduated a year ago as an English lit major and Women’s and Gender Studies minor. I am now employed full-time at a university library with benefits, a retirement plan, paid sick leave and vacation. Because my grandmother was incredibly generous with all of us grandchildren after my grandfather’s death this year, I have no debt. Because I work for the university, I can go to graduate school for free.
I’m monumentally privileged to be able to be not just financially independent but thriving by 22, to have gone to school for something I love and be supported by my family for being a ~lit shit and feminist~. I was lucky enough to be in a situation where I could go to school for something so “impractical” and end up getting a career out of it. I was lucky enough to have parents who could afford to pay for my undergraduate education, and I was lucky enough to be able to finish in four years.
Anyway, anybody who says shit like this can put their lips right up in my butthole, kiss my grits, and put themselves straight inside of a toilet.
Also wooooo that’s what I’m doin now hay y’all how’re ya goin
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Win any GabiFresh x swimsuitsforall bathing suit (along with a bunch of other awesome shit) in the giveaway on my blog, gabifresh.com ! It’s short lived so check it out soon. Reblogging this counts as an extra entry but you must keep this caption and leave a comment on the original post!
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
Can’t stop thinking about dogs
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Yeah? Haven’t heard of any atheist priests fondling people in the name of God, or gods, for that matter.
You fail, idiot.
Easiest way to troll atheism: call it a religion
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“So can I hit women?” is, for some reason, a popular question with some Men’s Rights Activists, so I thought I’d take a swing at answering it. The short answer is: Yes!
1. If you’re being attacked, defend yourself! But! Threatening someone who believes you’ll carry it out is assault. Spitting on someone is assault. Bullying is assault and/or battery. Unwanted touching, whether there’s physical harm or not, is assault and/or battery. Assault or battery against someone you have a close relationship with such as a partner, a lover, or a family member, that’s domestic abuse. So! if you assault someone, they can defend whomever is being threatened, whether it’s themselves or others. An important thing to remember about self defense: The force used in self-defense must be reasonable when compared to the threat of the victim! Also, an individual defending themself may still be found guilty of assault/battery if the victim was physically no match for them in the first place (this could be due to size, age, etc.) [x].
2. If you’re consenting adults participating in sport like boxing or MMA, go the hell for it! In playing sports like soccer, football, lacrosse, basketball, etc., a certain amount of contact is expected. Intentionally trying to injure another player using undue force or threatening them can result in penalties, disqualification, and legal charges.
3. But, intentionally harming others is wrong. While there are situations in which it is necessary or acceptable to use physical violence against another person, these are exceptions to the rule that hitting others is not okay. The “rule” that you shouldn’t hit women, children, or poor defenseless animals is sexist bullshit, because women are not children, and women are not animals. But whether the victim is an animal or another person, it’s not okay. It’s not okay for men, and it’s not okay for women.
Not abusing others isn’t about being ”chivalrous” or a “gentleman”, it’s about being a decent fucking human being.
I make love like I use semicolons; rarely and probably incorrectly.
i’ve been seeing a lot of gizoogle stuff going around, so i thought i’d share my final for my open source culture class:
this is the text of The Great Gatsby run through Gizoogle and typeset, formatted, printed and bound it into a hardcover edition. thinking about making more Penguizzle Classics!
ohhhh my god. no. please tell me this isn’t real. fucking no
blatant racism innovative comedy
fuck your open source culture class and fuck you ya fuckin racist fuck
Sorry but no
@TheBlackNerd on “Verbal Blackface” in this article
I read this term yesterday and it really offended me.
You see, blackface is super offensive because you know, the whole painting your face like a black person.
Verbal blackface means that you’re using the words that black people use. Except, you know what, not every black person uses words like “crunk” and “badonkadonk”
In fact, MOST black people probably don’t use the words.
Verbal blackface means black people are supposed to talk a certain way.
My high school career consisted of people telling me that I spoke too white. And it’s not just white people telling me this, I went to a school that was 94% black.
So if a fictional white character wants to use ridiculous slang terms that ONLY EVER SPOKEN BY RAPPERS, whatever! That’s fine!
But before you call something racist, how about you really think about you’re about to say?
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There’s this girl I’d like to punch,
I’ve been mistaken for her, though she has a hunch,
Frumpy tshirts and a YuGiOh bag,
Pants that droop and boobs that sag.
She’s so goddamn whiny and sorta fat,
I wish I didn’t look like that.
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