A Passionate Dudehug to His Love A Poem for the lovely @Rare_basement’s coming birthday, by her bf @dudehugs probably, adapted from Christopher Marlow’s “Passionate Shepherd to his Love” Come yolo with me and be my love,And we will all the pleasures prove,That dicks and catfish, and airport criesAnd all the angsty twitterteens supplyThen we will sit in our respective states,And go on aim and tinychat dates,By empty beercans, to whose clinkI will “I Believe I Can Fly” lip-synchThere will I make thee beds of jortsAnd a thousand couch pillow forts,A hat with “YOLO”, and a shirtWith my face and an all-caps “PERVERT”A gown made of 58 mug shotsWhich from a roadside stand I boughtAnd some flip-flops that I foundThey were once worn by the drummer of Leaf HoundAnd a belt with a cool dog claspHe’s skateboarding away, your face in his assAnd if these pleasures may thee move, Come yolo with me and be my love.A silver dish for my bonerOf which you are the lucky owner,Shall in front of a cam bePrepared each day for thee and meThe twitter swains shall dance and singAnd helicopter dick every morningIf these delights thy mind may move,Come yolo with me and be my love.
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A Passionate Dudehug to His Love

A Poem for the lovely @Rare_basement’s coming birthday, by her bf @dudehugs probably, adapted from Christopher Marlow’s “Passionate Shepherd to his Love”

Come yolo with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove,
That dicks and catfish, and airport cries
And all the angsty twitterteens supply

Then we will sit in our respective states,
And go on aim and tinychat dates,
By empty beercans, to whose clink
I will “I Believe I Can Fly” lip-synch

There will I make thee beds of jorts
And a thousand couch pillow forts,
A hat with “YOLO”, and a shirt
With my face and an all-caps “PERVERT”

A gown made of 58 mug shots
Which from a roadside stand I bought
And some flip-flops that I found
They were once worn by the drummer of Leaf Hound

And a belt with a cool dog clasp
He’s skateboarding away, your face in his ass
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come yolo with me and be my love.

A silver dish for my boner
Of which you are the lucky owner,
Shall in front of a cam be
Prepared each day for thee and me

The twitter swains shall dance and sing
And helicopter dick every morning
If these delights thy mind may move,
Come yolo with me and be my love.

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  1. sircandle reblogged this from rare-basement
  2. ur-royal-buttness reblogged this from rare-basement and added:
    @dudehugs and @Rare_basement adorable as heck
  3. autowerk reblogged this from rare-basement and added:
    i dont have anything to add i just want to reblog this again
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  5. rare-basement reblogged this from autowerk and added:
    omg thats me and my bf. someone wrote poem about us. omg
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